91 minutos
Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
Bobby Ball
P.C. Bobby Ball
Tommy Cannon
Sergeant Tommy Cannon
Suzanne Danielle
Kim
Roy Kinnear
Mr. Lloyd
Eric Sykes
Chief Constable
Jack Douglas
Chief Superintendent
Jon Pertwee
Coastguard
Edward Judd
Hilling
Arthur English
Man on Motorbike
Eric Francis
Fred the Postman
Billy Burden
Herdsman
Nigel Lambert
Estate Agent
Ken Barker
Chief Superintendent's Driver
Richard Borthwick
Customs Officer
John D. Collins
Customs Officer
Su Douglas
Hilling's Secretary
Laurence Harrington
Police Radio Operator
Richard Hunter
High Street Policeman
Peter Rutherford
Heavy Set Man
Rosemary Williams
WPC Radio Operator
Tommy Wright
Fisherman
